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Murphy must never have imagined that his casual statement would someday become law! Murphy's Laws symbolize the error-prone nature of people and processes. Given below is a top 10 list of Murphy's Laws. These weren't actually uttered by Murphy. They just belong to the category of quotations that are known as "Murphy's Laws."

1. Murphy's Law
If something can go wrong, it will. 
2. Murphy's Law
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

3. Murphy's Law
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

4. Murphy's Law
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

5. Murphy's Law
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
6. Murphy's Law
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
7. Murphy's Law
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
8. Murphy's Law
The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
9. Murphy's Law
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
10. Murphy's Law
The first myth of management is that it exists.

君子之交淡若水,小人之交甘若醴

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墨菲定律体现在生活中例子: 

Murphy's Law
Deutsche Version
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
You will always find something in the last place you look. 

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.  不论你多辛苦或花多长时间才能买到某物,在你买到它后你会发现其他地方的更便宜。

The other line always moves faster.  别的队伍总比你排的那队快。

In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.

If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.

If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.

Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.

In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.

There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.

When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference. 别跟傻子吵架因为看官分不出谁傻。

君子之交淡若水,小人之交甘若醴

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水平太低,看不懂

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